Owls are very much the anti-seagulls; an underrated and serene bird, they’ve not yet been accused by the tabloids of retaining the capability to attack and kill human babies, and more importantly, they keep to themselves.

For example, it’s rare that you’d walk out of your local chipper, and an owl would swoop from the nearest telegraph pole and hijack your takeaway. It’s time we give these beautiful creatures the credit they deserve.

In order of adorability, our eight favorite owls are as follows:

8) The Great Grey Owl

Endearing in the same way that an incredibly old, angry old person is endearing. The longest owl in the world, but not the heaviest.

Found: North-western America & Canada

7) The Burrowing Owl

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These adorable little bastards live in ground squirrel or prairie dog burrows. Hunting at night, they can both fly and use their long legs to sprint and capture prey.

Found: Throughout the Americas

6) The Spotted Wood Owl

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Why does it look so sad?

Found: Southeast Asia, Sumatra, Java and the Philippines

5) The Snowy Owl

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The heaviest and perhaps most striking of all the owls.

Found: Arctic tundra of North America, Europe and Asia.

4) The Long-Eared Owl

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Long-eared owls always look absolutely apoplectic with rage. Their ears are simply designed to make them look bigger to other owls while they perch. Also, they’re not ears, but tufts of feathers.

Found: Across the northern hemisphere, including Ireland

3) The Barn Owl

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It took me ages to figure out why this barn owl reminded me of Pat Kenny. Anyway, the real star of the Late Late Show since its inception in 1962, the barn owl is one of the most widely distributed birds in the world.

Found: The Americas, Europe, Asia, and Oceania

2) The Northern Pygmy Owl

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An incredibly fat, tiny owl. The northern pygmy is just six inches in length and often confuses hikers as it only releases its distinctive call from the highest points of forests, from where it is impossible to see from the ground.

Found: Canada, USA, Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras

1) Northern Saw Whet Owl

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Goddammit, it’s so teensy. Have you ever wanted to hug an owl so badly? 6-8 inches long and is one of the smallest owls found in North America. These creatures earned their name because their call is reminiscent of a saw being sharpened on a whetstone.

Found: North America

Source: theSlicedPan

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